How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
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