How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
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