How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
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