What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
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