What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
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