What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
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