Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
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