Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
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