What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
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