Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
I goat this.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Something’s goat to give.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
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