What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I goat this.
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Something’s goat to give.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
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