What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Something’s goat to give.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Goat milk?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I goat this.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
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