When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Something’s goat to give.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
You have goat to be kidding me.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
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