What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Whatever floats your goat.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Something’s goat to give.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Goat milk?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
You have goat to be kidding me.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
I goat this.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
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