What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Something’s goat to give.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
You have goat to be kidding me.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
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