What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Goat milk?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
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