What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
You have goat to be kidding me.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
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