Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
I goat this.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Something’s goat to give.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
You have goat to be kidding me.
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