What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
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