What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
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