What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
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