How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
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