What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
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