What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
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