What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
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