What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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