How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
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