What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
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