Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.