I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
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