It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
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