What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
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