Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
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