How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
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