Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.