What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
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