Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
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