Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
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