I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
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