Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
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