Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
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