What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
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