Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
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