Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
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