What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
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