What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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