What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
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