What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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