What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
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