What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
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