Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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