How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
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