How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
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