What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
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