What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
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