Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
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