What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
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