Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
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