Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
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