Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
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