Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
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