What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!