What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
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