What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
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