My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
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