A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Crowing, crowing, gone.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
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