I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
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