Crowing, crowing, gone.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
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