The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
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