Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
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