What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
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