A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
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