My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
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