Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
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