Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
I like you, you croc my world.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
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