Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
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