What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
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