What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
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