Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
I like you, you croc my world.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
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