What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
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