When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
I like you, you croc my world.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
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