Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
I like you, you croc my world.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
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