What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
I like you, you croc my world.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
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