Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
I like you, you croc my world.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
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