A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
I like you, you croc my world.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
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