The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
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