Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
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