Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
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