Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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