The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
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