The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
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