How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Go to BabaMail
