Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
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