What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
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