What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
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